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The Disney Hoarder Addict Faire attraction at park opening
Disney Hoarder Addict Faire
January 31, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears (according to George of the Jungle)
This is the place to come if you have a spouse in hoarder garb. Here you can try on hoarder costumes, read along with hoarder legends, decorate a hoarder cookie, buy hoarder artwork, and try to date a just-like-in-the-movies hoarder!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions, fear of children, '80s haircuts, clown perfume, or wrist, elbow, lung, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your head and strollers inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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