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The Disney Hero Unreality Faire attraction, stalwartly considered to be the finest clever attraction at Disneyland
Disney Hero Unreality Faire
April 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural hero obsession. Here you can try out hero clothes, be enthralled by hero anecdotes, get hero face painting, buy hero pins, and test the improvisation skills of a horrifying person dressed like a hero!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, moral requirements, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or elbow, intestinal, or finger issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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