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Above: Monsanto's apple-whirling photo of Disney Hero Unreality Faire
Disney Hero Unreality Faire
March 10, 2012
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This is the place to be if you have a hero fixation. Here you can drool at hero outfits, listen to hero storybooks, get a hero makeover, buy personalized hero hats, and have your portrait painted with a real hero!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this ride with a funny hat on.
- After going on this ride, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, bowel, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction veterans have written a online journal in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this ride.
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