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Pictured: Robon Crusoe's rope-shaving photo of Disney Groupie Fantasy Festival
Disney Groupie Fantasy Festival
April 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight and a third jollies
This is the place to come if you have a groupie-obsessed teen. Here you can drool at groupie hats, listen to groupie storybooks, connect with your inner groupie, buy groupie trinkets, and embarrass yourself in front of a just-like-in-the-movies fictional groupie!
- Warning: in many cases, very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, goth clothing, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Schweitzer's silhouette.
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