Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Groupie Fantasy Circus attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Disney Groupie Fantasy Circus
August 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half teacups
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a groupie. Here you can drool at groupie costumes, listen to groupie storybooks, take a "How to Be a Groupie" class, buy limited-edition groupie artwork, and try to date a beautiful person dressed like a groupie!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, overdone makeup, or familial complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Matt Ouimet's crystal.
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