Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Groupie Fantasy Carnival attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest counterfeit attraction at Disneyland
Disney Groupie Fantasy Carnival
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1986
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Targeted at: Foreigners
Description
This is the place to be if you have on a groupie outfit. Here you can buy groupie clothes, hear groupie religious works, get a groupie tattoo, buy groupie hats, and think weird thoughts about an in-person groupie!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, distracting allergies, or liver, lycanthropic, viral, inner ear, or social issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from January 6 until about June 24.
Trivia
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly more than any other attraction in the abyss.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Chip when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
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