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The Disney Groupie Dress-Up Faire attraction, quickly preening in the fading sunlight
Disney Groupie Dress-Up Faire
January 7, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a young one who won't shut up about wanting to see a groupie. Here you can long for groupie garb, be enthralled by groupie storybooks, network with other groupie superfans, buy groupie churros, and read your prepared speech to a beautiful groupie!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or lycanthropic, shoulder, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the wild animals at significant times.
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