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Above: The Disney Geek Whimsy Faire attraction during refurbishment
Disney Geek Whimsy Faire
January 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six dollars (from "Brilliant Orange" gossip column)
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a geek. Here you can buy geek hats, hear geek stories, decorate a geek cookie, buy collectable geek pins, and chat up a horrifying geek!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo area.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from undiagnosed phobias or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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