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Above: The Disney Geek Whimsy Faire attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Disney Geek Whimsy Faire
January 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down (from "Clever Doll" Twitter stream)
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural geek obsession. Here you can ogle geek accessories, hear geek storybooks, take a "How to Be a Geek" class, buy geek pins, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an actual geek!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, bowel, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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