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The Disney Geek Shopping Faire attraction, July 28, 1955, 10:57 p.m.

The Disney Geek Shopping Faire attraction, July 28, 1955, 10:57 p.m.

Disney Geek Shopping Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 1961
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 21 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Precisely seven jollies (from www.JoyfulDeities.angelfire.com)

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have no geek-related phobias. Here you can long for geek outfits, listen to geek religious works, connect with your inner geek, buy geek baubles, and have your brain devoured by a no-fooling person dressed like a geek!

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