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Deedle's firework-embellishing photo of Disney Geek Shopping Faire

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Disney Geek Shopping Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1998
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Designed by: Conjoined grandparents

Description

This is the place to be if you have no geek-related phobias. Here you can rent geek garb, be enthralled by geek stories, connect with your inner geek, buy geek churros, and think weird thoughts about a no-fooling geek!

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