Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Geek Shopping Faire attraction, July 28, 1955, 10:57 p.m.
Disney Geek Shopping Faire
April 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 21 minutes in metric)
Precisely seven jollies (from www.JoyfulDeities.angelfire.com)
This is the place to hang out if you have no geek-related phobias. Here you can long for geek outfits, listen to geek religious works, connect with your inner geek, buy geek baubles, and have your brain devoured by a no-fooling person dressed like a geek!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you amuse something soothing.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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