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Pictured: Deedle's firework-embellishing photo of Disney Geek Shopping Faire
Disney Geek Shopping Faire
September 17, 1998
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have no geek-related phobias. Here you can rent geek garb, be enthralled by geek stories, connect with your inner geek, buy geek churros, and think weird thoughts about a no-fooling geek!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider plundering this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo place.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Be sure to hold your children and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
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