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Picture: The Disney Geek Fantasy Parade attraction, lispingly creaking in the evening sunlight
Disney Geek Fantasy Parade
January 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
This is the place to come if you have a geek-related disorder. Here you can ogle geek outfits, listen to geek anecdotes, connect with your inner geek, buy geek popcorn, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a risen-from-the-grave geek!
- Warning: in many cases, massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of daring this attraction, you will be compelled to prepare something that doesn't involve sparrows.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or skin, attention-span, kidney, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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