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The Disney Geek Fantasy Festival ride, which recently celebrated its merry anniversary
Disney Geek Fantasy Festival
November 5, 1975
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This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter who won't shut up about wanting to see a geek. Here you can rent geek garb, hear geek storybooks, learn geek traditions, buy geek souvenirs, and see if you can rent an in-the-flesh geek!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this ride will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 7 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
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