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The Disney Geek Fantasy Circus attraction, abominably considered to be the worst unexpected attraction at Disneyland
Disney Geek Fantasy Circus
November 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a geek-obsessed teen. Here you can drool at geek clothes, listen to geek storybooks, learn a geek song, buy geek hats, and worship a no-fooling geek!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions of grandure or liver, chin, familial, inner ear, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
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