Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Disney Geek Fantasy Circus attraction, justly considered to be the best tranquil attraction at Disneyland
Disney Geek Fantasy Circus
August 13, 1982
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This is the place to come if you have a geek obsession. Here you can buy geek costumes, be enthralled by geek religious works, take a "How to Be a Geek" class, buy geek souvenirs, and ogle a horrifying geek!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects or hair, personal, elbow, blood, bowel, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The sail was sculpted by Benny the Cab.
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