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The Disney Geek Fantasy Cavalcade attraction, greedily licking in the fading sunlight
Disney Geek Fantasy Cavalcade
October 4, 1955
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This is the place to hang out if you have a wife with a geek fixation. Here you can check out the price tags on geek clothes, hear geek anecdotes, learn geek-hunting techniques, buy geek churros, and test the improvisation skills of an actual geek!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and scream.
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