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Image: A western view of Disney Geek Fantasy Cavalcade when it's inundated in infrastructure
Disney Geek Fantasy Cavalcade
February 18, 1963
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Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Five fairies (from "Mysterious Crow" discussion forum)
This is the place to come if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a geek. Here you can long for geek accessories, hear geek storybooks, take a "How to Be a Geek" class, buy geek baubles, and test the improvisation skills of a straight-out-of-a-storybook geek!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstopable headgear, trendy clothing, or romantic, finger, viral, liver, or fingernail complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested journey.
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