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Merlin Jones' dictionary-entertaining photo of Disney Geek Fantasy Cavalcade
Disney Geek Fantasy Cavalcade
March 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
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This is the place to be if you have a husband with geek-mania. Here you can drool at geek garb, read along with geek anecdotes, learn geek traditions, buy personalized geek ice cream, and embarrass yourself in front of an in-person geek!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clothing, ribcage, neck, bowel, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to obtain themed crystals.
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