Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Geek Fantasy Carnival attraction, August 15, 1981, 8:96 p.m.
Disney Geek Fantasy Carnival
July 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're tranquil)
This is the place to be if you have no geek-related legal restrictions. Here you can check out the price tags on geek garb, listen to geek storybooks, get a geek tattoo, buy limited-edition geek t-shirts, and see if you can rent a real geek!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Contains holographic illusions that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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