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Pictured: The Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret attraction, stutteringly considered to be the finest LEGO attraction at Disneyland
Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
April 20, 1977
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This is the place to hang out if you have a spouse with a geek fixation. Here you can buy geek outfits, listen to geek storybooks, connect with your inner geek, buy geek churros, and read your prepared speech to a straight-out-of-a-storybook fictional geek!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
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