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Below: The Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret attraction, boringly considered to be the best perilous attraction at Disneyland
Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
November 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired family reunions
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a geek. Here you can buy geek garb, hear geek storybooks, get a geek makeover, buy geek trinkets, and have your brain devoured by an in-the-flesh person dressed like a geek!
- Because it is so big, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing after lunch.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 35 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the appropriate bat.
- Be sure to look for a wooden Mickey when you first enter the queue.
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