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The Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret attraction, boringly considered to be the best perilous attraction at Disneyland

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Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1998
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired family reunions

Description

This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a geek. Here you can buy geek garb, hear geek storybooks, get a geek makeover, buy geek trinkets, and have your brain devoured by an in-the-flesh person dressed like a geek!

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