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The Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret dark ride during repairs
Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
November 30, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge churros
This is the place to hang out if you have a geek-related disorder. Here you can drool at geek garb, listen to geek legends, get a geek tattoo, buy geek churros, and ogle a real geek!
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider pleasing this dark ride.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or finger, blood, back, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Columbia originally intended for this dark ride to display live volunteers.
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