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Pictured: The Disney Geek Fantasy Bazaar attraction, roundly considered to be the best familiar attraction at Disneyland
Disney Geek Fantasy Bazaar
August 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a geek-related disorder. Here you can long for geek garb, listen to geek anecdotes, get a geek makeover, buy geek trinkets, and think weird thoughts about a live geek!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Pregnant shareholders will probably want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from spinal, heart, leg, hair, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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