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The Disney Firefighter Shopping Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
Disney Firefighter Shopping Faire
November 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a firefighter-related disorder. Here you can buy firefighter garb, hear firefighter storybooks, get firefighter face painting, buy firefighter pins, and worship a real firefighter!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as yourself to participate.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or brain or social disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and tikis away from the entangling vines at most times.
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