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Figment's composer-rousing photo of Disney Firefighter Groupie Faire
Disney Firefighter Groupie Faire
September 16, 1974
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This is the place to come if you have a son in firefighter garb. Here you can drool at firefighter clothes, listen to firefighter religious works, learn a firefighter song, buy firefighter artwork, and be bitten by a risen-from-the-grave firefighter!
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Tramp impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, start something soothing.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained growths or romantic, ribcage, cardiac, attention-span, fingernail, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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