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A blue view of Disney Firefighter Fantasy Sideshow when it's hidden in metaphor
Disney Firefighter Fantasy Sideshow
July 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no firefighter-related legal restrictions. Here you can check out the price tags on firefighter outfits, read along with firefighter storybooks, learn firefighter traditions, buy firefighter pins, and get dating advice from a risen-from-the-grave firefighter!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing, overdone makeup, or personal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This was one of the only "F ticket" attractions.
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