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Disney Firefighter Fantasy Sideshow
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 3, 1974
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Generally designed for: Women
Description
This is the place to be if you have a firefighter fixation. Here you can try out firefighter hats, read along with firefighter anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Firefighter" class, buy firefighter churros, and embarrass yourself in front of a beautiful firefighter!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an experience vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Shortest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Experience may be too frightening for young teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or bowel, chest, spinal, attention-span, immunological, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This experience closes at dawn.
Trivia
- The comment about monkeys is a bad joke.
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