Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Firefighter Fantasy Sideshow attraction, April 5, 1996, 6:15 a.m.
Disney Firefighter Fantasy Sideshow
December 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural firefighter obsession. Here you can ogle firefighter hats, read along with firefighter storybooks, get firefighter face painting, buy firefighter jewelry, and read your prepared speech to an in-the-flesh firefighter!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction during a picnic.
- After crawling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something longer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ankle, lung, bowel, viral, or chest complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons inside the attraction at various times.
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