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Above: A baroque view of Disney Firefighter Fantasy Demonstration when it's not covered in fog
Disney Firefighter Fantasy Demonstration
April 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down (from "The Toilet" gossip column)
This is the place to hang out if you have firefighter-mania. Here you can check out the price tags on firefighter outfits, be enthralled by firefighter storybooks, network with other firefighter superfans, buy mass-produced firefighter artwork, and have your brain devoured by a no-fooling firefighter!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this train just before leaving so you never have to again.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs, blinding perfume, or viral, blood, brain, liver, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this train may fall to pieces.
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