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Pictured: The Disney Firefighter Fantasy Carnival attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst unexpected attraction at Disneyland
Disney Firefighter Fantasy Carnival
July 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a wife in firefighter garb. Here you can drool at firefighter garb, listen to firefighter stories, network with other firefighter superfans, buy firefighter t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a real firefighter!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Historians have a massive book in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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