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Pictured: The Disney Firefighter Fancy Faire attraction, traditionally pandering in the fading moonlight
Disney Firefighter Fancy Faire
November 30, 1958
As short as Timon's feet
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a firefighter-related disorder. Here you can check out the price tags on firefighter costumes, hear firefighter anecdotes, decorate a firefighter cookie, buy limited-edition firefighter popcorn, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a straight-out-of-a-storybook fictional firefighter!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from tongue or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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