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Picture: The Disney Firefighter Fancy Faire attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst vengeful attraction at Disneyland
Disney Firefighter Fancy Faire
December 21, 2002
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This is the place to hang out if you have a husband with firefighter-mania. Here you can try out firefighter costumes, hear firefighter stories, take a "How to Be a Firefighter" class, buy firefighter trinkets, and ogle a real American firefighter!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Fresco of Phantom Manor.
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