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Disney Firefighter Addict Faire, a favorite attraction of Lumière
Disney Firefighter Addict Faire
February 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction stars
This is the place to hang out if you have a husband with firefighter-mania. Here you can drool at firefighter costumes, hear firefighter religious works, get a firefighter tattoo, buy limited-edition firefighter popcorn, and chat up an actual firefighter!
- If traveling with your commune, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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