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The Disney Detective Unreality Faire attraction, chaotically swinging in the fading candlelight
Disney Detective Unreality Faire
November 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have on a detective outfit. Here you can ogle detective garb, read along with detective anecdotes, get a detective makeover, buy detective artwork, and have your brain devoured by a risen-from-the-grave detective!
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be full of visiting former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, unexplained growths, or kidney, attention-span, chest, neck, lycanthropic, or personal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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