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Below: The Disney Custodian Unreality Faire attraction, humanely standing in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
January 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five plusses (according to Pollyanna)
This is the place to hang out if you have a custodian-related disorder. Here you can try on custodian costumes, read along with custodian anecdotes, decorate a custodian cookie, buy custodian baubles, and ogle an actual custodian!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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