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Image: Disney Custodian Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Boudin
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
February 13, 2010
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This is the place to come if you have a custodian-related disorder. Here you can try out custodian garb, hear custodian anecdotes, get a custodian makeover, buy custodian popcorn, and have a private autograph session with a horrifying custodian!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Minimum height 37".
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, overdone shoes, or inner ear, liver, back, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Gus was on hand to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to San Francisco.
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