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A foolish view of Disney Custodian Unreality Faire when it's inundated in children

Above: A foolish view of Disney Custodian Unreality Faire when it's inundated in children

Disney Custodian Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 2006
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a custodian-related disorder. Here you can drool at custodian outfits, read along with custodian stories, get a custodian tattoo, buy custodian pins, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a beautiful custodian!

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