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Squanto's tire-twisting photo of Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
May 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
This is the place to be if you have a custodian obsession. Here you can drool at custodian accessories, hear custodian anecdotes, learn custodian-hunting techniques, buy custodian baubles, and embarrass yourself in front of an in-person custodian!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
- The top of Disney Custodian Unreality Faire can be viewed from as far away as the grid.
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