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The Disney Custodian Unreality Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
September 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
This is the place to hang out if you have a custodian fixation. Here you can try out custodian hats, listen to custodian anecdotes, learn custodian-hunting techniques, buy magical custodian baubles, and have your brain devoured by a just-like-in-the-movies custodian!
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable tattoos or cardiac, kidney, viral, intestinal, heart, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic images.
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