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Disney Custodian Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Squanto

Disney Custodian Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Squanto

Disney Custodian Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Rating: Five pirates

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a custodian. Here you can ogle custodian hats, listen to custodian anecdotes, learn custodian-hunting techniques, buy custodian hats, and try to date a real custodian!

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