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Above: A foolish view of Disney Custodian Unreality Faire when it's inundated in children
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
August 14, 2006
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This is the place to hang out if you have a custodian-related disorder. Here you can drool at custodian outfits, read along with custodian stories, get a custodian tattoo, buy custodian pins, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a beautiful custodian!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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