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The Disney Custodian Unreality Faire attraction, humanely standing in the afternoon sunlight

Below: The Disney Custodian Unreality Faire attraction, humanely standing in the afternoon sunlight

Disney Custodian Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1960
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Five plusses (according to Pollyanna)

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a custodian-related disorder. Here you can try on custodian costumes, read along with custodian anecdotes, decorate a custodian cookie, buy custodian baubles, and ogle an actual custodian!

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