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Disney Custodian Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook

Disney Custodian Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook

Disney Custodian Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1976
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Favored by: Foreign drunks

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This is the place to come if you have a custodian-obsessed teen. Here you can try on custodian accessories, be enthralled by custodian storybooks, connect with your inner custodian, buy custodian t-shirts, and worship a real custodian!

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