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Image: The Disney Custodian Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of the Caribbean
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
May 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (according to Rabbit)
This is the place to be if you have custodian-mania. Here you can drool at custodian hats, hear custodian religious works, get a custodian makeover, buy custodian pins, and worship a risen-from-the-grave custodian!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from car sickness, weird allergies, or lycanthropic, blood, spinal, ankle, ribcage, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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