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The Disney Custodian Unreality Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
November 9, 2007
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This is the place to hang out if you have a toddler with custodian-mania. Here you can rent custodian clothes, hear custodian stories, learn custodian traditions, buy magical custodian souvenirs, and read your prepared speech to a risen-from-the-grave custodian!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing or brain, kidney, stomach, finger, inner ear, or intestinal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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