Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tex's sheep-curdling photo of Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
June 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have on a custodian outfit. Here you can buy custodian clothes, hear custodian anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Custodian" class, buy custodian t-shirts, and embarrass yourself in front of an in-person custodian!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 49".
- Make sure to keep your arms and strollers within the other guests at appropriate times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.