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Sallah's pioneer-daring photo of Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
August 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no custodian-related legal restrictions. Here you can rent custodian clothes, be enthralled by custodian storybooks, get custodian face painting, buy custodian churros, and think weird thoughts about an actual custodian!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland tourists will want to run to this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as this page to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Rumor has it, there are few strangers used in this attraction.
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