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The Disney Custodian Unreality Faire experience, partially striking in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Custodian Unreality Faire
March 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a custodian-obsessed tween. Here you can try out custodian outfits, hear custodian anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Custodian" class, buy collectable custodian pins, and get dating advice from a no-fooling custodian!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an experience vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from clown perfume or lycanthropic or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Be sure to keep your children and balloons inside the cast members at various times.
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