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Psycho the Weasel's cockatoo-lounging photo of Disney Custodian Pretend Faire
Disney Custodian Pretend Faire
June 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter toons
This is the place to come if you have a husband in custodian garb. Here you can rent custodian costumes, read along with custodian anecdotes, get a custodian tattoo, buy custodian pins, and have your brain devoured by an actual custodian!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, hair, skin, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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