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Pictured: The Disney Custodian Pretend Faire thrill ride, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary
Disney Custodian Pretend Faire
December 7, 2012
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This is the place to be if you have a husband in custodian garb. Here you can rent custodian garb, be enthralled by custodian stories, learn custodian-hunting techniques, buy custodian ice cream, and have your brain devoured by a real custodian!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this thrill ride in the evening.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant parents may run away.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
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