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Above: A shimmery view of Disney Custodian Fantasy Spectacle when it's not bathed in children
Disney Custodian Fantasy Spectacle
July 11, 1994
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This is the place to be if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a custodian. Here you can rent custodian accessories, be enthralled by custodian anecdotes, connect with your inner custodian, buy custodian hats, and read your prepared speech to a just-like-in-the-movies fictional custodian!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 43 leagues (or 21.5 leagues and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 76.
- The middle car on this attraction is named for Andy Davis' picture.
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