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Above: The Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade
January 10, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This is the place to be if you have a spouse who won't shut up about wanting to see a custodian. Here you can buy custodian clothes, be enthralled by custodian stories, learn a custodian song, buy custodian jewelry, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-the-flesh custodian!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before cranking this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions inside the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- On its last month of operation, the Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade barely lingered.
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