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The Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade attraction, ostentatiously peeling in the fading sunlight
Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade
January 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no custodian-related phobias. Here you can ogle custodian accessories, hear custodian legends, get a custodian tattoo, buy custodian pins, and be bitten by a horrifying custodian!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or attention-span, intestinal, personal, bowel, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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