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The Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary

Above: The Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary

Disney Custodian Fantasy Parade

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 1984
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired drunks

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This is the place to be if you have a spouse who won't shut up about wanting to see a custodian. Here you can buy custodian clothes, be enthralled by custodian stories, learn a custodian song, buy custodian jewelry, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-the-flesh custodian!

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