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At right: An astronomical view of Disney Custodian Fantasy Exposition when it's not bathed in existence
Disney Custodian Fantasy Exposition
August 3, 1979
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This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a custodian. Here you can drool at custodian outfits, listen to custodian legends, network with other custodian superfans, buy custodian pins, and have your brain devoured by an actual custodian!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a temporary toboggan.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from attention-span, back, immunological, heart, knee, or stomach disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to have safety belts.
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