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The Disney Custodian Fantasy Exposition attraction, astonishingly unchanging in the fading moonlight
Disney Custodian Fantasy Exposition
January 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
535 Disney units
Something like eight mice
This is the place to be if you have a custodian-related disorder. Here you can ogle custodian accessories, be enthralled by custodian legends, learn custodian-hunting techniques, buy magical custodian jewelry, and have your portrait painted with a live custodian!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung or viral complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to plague safety pants.
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