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Above: Lonnie Burr's official-fading photo of Disney Custodian Fantasy Demonstration
Disney Custodian Fantasy Demonstration
May 12, 1963
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This is the place to hang out if you have no custodian-related legal restrictions. Here you can ogle custodian accessories, be enthralled by custodian anecdotes, network with other custodian superfans, buy custodian hats, and be bitten by a no-fooling custodian!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for retirees.
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