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The Disney Custodian Dress-Up Faire attraction, massively considered to be the worst fiery attraction at Disneyland
Disney Custodian Dress-Up Faire
September 13, 1972
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This is the place to come if you have a custodian obsession. Here you can long for custodian hats, read along with custodian stories, learn custodian-hunting techniques, buy custodian popcorn, and get homework help from a horrifying custodian!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling, punk haircuts, or spinal, stomach, attention-span, tongue, leg, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs inside the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to obtain pirate waivers.
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