Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Disney Cowboy Unreality Faire attraction, September 6, 1973, 5:70 a.m.
Disney Cowboy Unreality Faire
May 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a toddler who won't shut up about wanting to see a cowboy. Here you can ogle cowboy accessories, hear cowboy stories, get a cowboy makeover, buy cowboy churros, and embarrass yourself in front of an in-the-flesh cowboy!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.