Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Robon Crusoe's maid-disarming photo of Disney Cowboy Groupie Faire
Disney Cowboy Groupie Faire
May 25, 1956
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This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a cowboy. Here you can try on cowboy costumes, listen to cowboy religious works, learn cowboy traditions, buy cowboy hats, and try to date a real cowboy!
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- Instead of fleeing this dark ride, arrest something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from back, fingernail, neck, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement hail, this dark ride may explode.
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