Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Cowboy Groupie Faire attraction, August 4, 1958, 6:96 p.m.
Disney Cowboy Groupie Faire
May 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wife in cowboy garb. Here you can ogle cowboy outfits, read along with cowboy anecdotes, learn a cowboy song, buy cowboy souvenirs, and see if you can rent an in-the-flesh cowboy!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- No texting or snacks permitted.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special waivers.
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