Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Cowboy Fantasy Pageant train, massively considered to be the only shady train at Disneyland
Disney Cowboy Fantasy Pageant
December 31, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have cowboy-mania. Here you can try on cowboy hats, be enthralled by cowboy legends, decorate a cowboy cookie, buy cowboy hats, and try to date a just-like-in-the-movies cowboy!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this train, your kids will want to look for something more relaxing.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or bowel, inner ear, chest, stomach, or nasal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this train.
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