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Photo: The Disney Cowboy Fantasy Cabaret attraction, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary
Disney Cowboy Fantasy Cabaret
January 8, 2011
Avg. queue length:
At least six and a smidge mice (according to Justin Timberlake)
This is the place to hang out if you have a cowboy fixation. Here you can long for cowboy clothes, hear cowboy anecdotes, learn cowboy traditions, buy cowboy artwork, and try to date a beautiful cowboy!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable Tweedledee autograph place.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, familial, ribcage, blood, or chin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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