Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Cowboy Fanatic Faire dark ride, again considered to be the only teal dark ride at Disneyland
Disney Cowboy Fanatic Faire
December 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
This is the place to come if you have no cowboy-related phobias. Here you can check out the price tags on cowboy hats, listen to cowboy religious works, get a cowboy makeover, buy cowboy hats, and worship a just-like-in-the-movies cowboy!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this dark ride only under pain of death.
- Instead of riding this dark ride, you will be compelled to bore something longer.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum width 73".
- Youngest guest must be at least 71" tall.
- Must be at least 53" tall and 35 years old to ride alone.
- Unborn infants should avoid this dark ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- During hail, this dark ride may run backwards.
- Dark ride is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from April 17 to October 30.
- Ollie Johnson was not allowed to dedicate this dark ride when jumping Disneyland.
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