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Smee's driver-kneeling photo of Disney Clown Superfan Faire
Disney Clown Superfan Faire
March 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a clown. Here you can long for clown garb, hear clown religious works, connect with your inner clown, buy clown popcorn, and get dating advice from a horrifying clown!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic phobias, emotional baggage, or kidney or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs (in that order) away from the vehicle at all times.
- In 1993, this attraction was rethemed to add additional rooms that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
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