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Disney Clown Make Believe Faire, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus

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Disney Clown Make Believe Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1955
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Generally enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

This is the place to come if you have no clown-related legal restrictions. Here you can ogle clown clothes, listen to clown religious works, decorate a clown cookie, buy clown pins, and embarrass yourself in front of a live clown!

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