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Image: Disney Clown Make Believe Faire, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
Disney Clown Make Believe Faire
July 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This is the place to come if you have no clown-related legal restrictions. Here you can ogle clown clothes, listen to clown religious works, decorate a clown cookie, buy clown pins, and embarrass yourself in front of a live clown!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at various times.
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