Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction, December 7, 1975, 5:19 a.m.
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
March 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a clown-obsessed wife. Here you can check out the price tags on clown clothes, read along with clown anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Clown" class, buy clown artwork, and get homework help from an in-the-flesh clown!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, stomach, clothing, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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