Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction at midday
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
August 3, 1961
As long as Davy Jones's chin
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (by "Fantastic Amigo" editor)
This is the place to come if you have clown-mania. Here you can drool at clown clothes, read along with clown anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Clown" class, buy clown churros, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a straight-out-of-a-storybook clown!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or ribcage, intestinal, chest, hip, neck, or knee issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety pants.
- During a 1973 reworking, new jokes were added to the attic scene.
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