Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction during construction
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
November 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a son with clown-mania. Here you can drool at clown hats, be enthralled by clown storybooks, take a "How to Be a Clown" class, buy clown souvenirs, and think weird thoughts about a just-like-in-the-movies clown!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from blinding perfume or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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