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The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction at midday

Above: The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction at midday

Disney Clown Groupie Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1961
Duration: As long as Davy Jones's chin
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Two plusses (by "Fantastic Amigo" editor)


This is the place to come if you have clown-mania. Here you can drool at clown clothes, read along with clown anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Clown" class, buy clown churros, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a straight-out-of-a-storybook clown!

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