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Below: The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction, laterally intriguing in the evening sunlight
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
June 18, 1978
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This is the place to be if you have a clown obsession. Here you can long for clown clothes, listen to clown religious works, learn clown-hunting techniques, buy personalized clown popcorn, and worship an in-the-flesh clown!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of clowns or ribcage, back, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- One of the rollers was built to smell as a tribute to Huck Finn.
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