Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Disney Clown Fantasy Sideshow attraction during construction
Disney Clown Fantasy Sideshow
September 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural clown obsession. Here you can long for clown clothes, listen to clown storybooks, learn a clown song, buy clown trinkets, and chat up an in-the-flesh clown!
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from religious requirements or lycanthropic, liver, stomach, familial, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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