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Image: Dave Smith's vase-revealing photo of Disney Clown Fantasy Event
Disney Clown Fantasy Event
July 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Greater than eight churros
This is the place to come if you have no clown-related legal restrictions. Here you can check out the price tags on clown garb, listen to clown stories, get a clown makeover, buy clown ice cream, and chat up a horrifying clown!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, dietary restrictions, androgynous clothing, or leg or hip issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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