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A dry view of Disney Clown Fantasy Demonstration when it's bathed in darkness
Disney Clown Fantasy Demonstration
December 26, 1988
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This is the place to come if you have no clown-related legal restrictions. Here you can rent clown hats, listen to clown legends, take a "How to Be a Clown" class, buy magical clown churros, and think weird thoughts about a live clown!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too boring for very young children.
- For your safety, you should be free from immunological, hair, bowel, knee, personal, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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