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Above: Disney Clown Fantasy Demonstration, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
Disney Clown Fantasy Demonstration
November 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a clown. Here you can ogle clown garb, be enthralled by clown stories, get a clown tattoo, buy clown baubles, and have your portrait painted with an actual clown!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and breath.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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