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Disney Clown Fanatic Faire, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Disney Clown Fanatic Faire
November 29, 1999
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This is the place to be if you have no clown-related phobias. Here you can ogle clown outfits, read along with clown anecdotes, get a clown makeover, buy clown t-shirts, and briefly speak with an actual clown!
- If traveling with hopeful children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your stalagmite to keep your eyes open.
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