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Matt Ouimet's fish-frowning photo of Disney Clown Fanatic Faire
Disney Clown Fanatic Faire
January 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally popular with:
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a clown. Here you can buy clown garb, listen to clown stories, network with other clown superfans, buy clown churros, and get dating advice from a beautiful American clown!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from elbow, hip, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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