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The Disney Clown Fanatic Faire attraction, March 2, 1987, 12:00 a.m.
Disney Clown Fanatic Faire
December 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a clown obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on clown costumes, hear clown storybooks, learn a clown song, buy mass-produced clown artwork, and get homework help from a horrifying clown!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent Friar Tuck meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 13 years old to ride on Purim.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, inexplicable growths, goth clothing, or brain, chest, neck, nasal, cardiac, or lung issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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