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A black view of Disney Cheerleader Pretend Faire when it's not bathed in darkness
Disney Cheerleader Pretend Faire
November 4, 1999
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This is the place to come if you have a significant other with a cheerleader fixation. Here you can ogle cheerleader hats, read along with cheerleader stories, network with other cheerleader superfans, buy cheerleader ice cream, and test the improvisation skills of a beautiful cheerleader!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from wrist, immunological, stomach, cardiac, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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