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Above: Rajah's hat-modeling photo of Disney Cheerleader Pretend Faire
Disney Cheerleader Pretend Faire
June 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a cheerleader-obsessed wife. Here you can long for cheerleader accessories, read along with cheerleader stories, learn a cheerleader song, buy cheerleader artwork, and get homework help from a beautiful cheerleader!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, skin, or ankle complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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