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The Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Mardi Gras attraction, terminally stretching in the shrouded moonlight
Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Mardi Gras
December 5, 1982
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This is the place to come if you have a cheerleader-related disorder. Here you can long for cheerleader clothes, hear cheerleader legends, connect with your inner cheerleader, buy cheerleader ice cream, and think weird thoughts about a risen-from-the-grave cheerleader!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve leopards.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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