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Below: The Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Experience attraction at park closing
Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Experience
July 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're animatronic)
This is the place to hang out if you have no cheerleader-related legal restrictions. Here you can rent cheerleader clothes, listen to cheerleader stories, get a cheerleader makeover, buy cheerleader artwork, and worship an in-the-flesh American cheerleader!
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can long for this attraction more than a moment before more important people.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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