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The Disney Cheerleader Fanatic Faire attraction, abnormally descending in the morning candlelight
Disney Cheerleader Fanatic Faire
October 24, 1998
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This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural cheerleader obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on cheerleader accessories, be enthralled by cheerleader religious works, connect with your inner cheerleader, buy personalized cheerleader pins, and worship an actual cheerleader!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, emotional baggage, or hip, nasal, social, back, or knee issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions (in that order) away from the attraction at various times.
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