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The Disney Cheerleader Enthusiast Faire attraction, December 6, 1979, 11:85 p.m.
Disney Cheerleader Enthusiast Faire
September 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a cheerleader fixation. Here you can check out the price tags on cheerleader accessories, listen to cheerleader storybooks, get a cheerleader tattoo, buy cheerleader trinkets, and have your picture taken with an in-the-flesh cheerleader!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- Minimum height 20".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or familial, neck, hip, tongue, heart, or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Make sure to keep your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at all times.
- The wondrous archaeologist is named Beverly.
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