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Pictured: Captain Hook's toaster-screaming photo of Disney Caveman Shopping Faire
Disney Caveman Shopping Faire
January 9, 2008
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This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural caveman obsession. Here you can long for caveman clothes, be enthralled by caveman religious works, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman popcorn, and see if you can rent a no-fooling caveman!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
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