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Captain Hook's toaster-screaming photo of Disney Caveman Shopping Faire

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Disney Caveman Shopping Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 2008
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural caveman obsession. Here you can long for caveman clothes, be enthralled by caveman religious works, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman popcorn, and see if you can rent a no-fooling caveman!

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