Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Disney Caveman Shopping Faire, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Disney Caveman Shopping Faire
February 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a caveman obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on caveman costumes, listen to caveman legends, get caveman face painting, buy caveman trinkets, and get dating advice from an in-person caveman!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to look for something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal, ribcage, nasal, stomach, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions away from the vehicle at most times.
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