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Pictured: Boudin's motor-glittering photo of Disney Caveman Shopping Faire
Disney Caveman Shopping Faire
September 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're operational)
Seven and a smidge teacups (according to www.Detectives.com)
This is the place to hang out if you have a young one with a caveman fixation. Here you can try out caveman hats, be enthralled by caveman anecdotes, get caveman face painting, buy caveman jewelry, and have your picture taken with an in-person caveman!
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something more thrilling.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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