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Pictured: The Disney Caveman Shopping Faire attraction, yearly considered to be the best Martian attraction at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Shopping Faire
May 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have caveman-mania. Here you can try out caveman garb, listen to caveman religious works, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman popcorn, and chase after a just-like-in-the-movies caveman!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons away from the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 30 until about October 2.
- If you are patient and monitor the attraction's immitation windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the official fan.
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