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The Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire attraction, longingly everlasting in the fading sunlight
Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire
July 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a love for all things caveman-related. Here you can ogle caveman clothes, read along with caveman stories, learn caveman traditions, buy caveman souvenirs, and read your prepared speech to an in-the-flesh caveman!
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing pin traders.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 91".
- Special effects may be too frightening for immature tweens.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions within the other guests at various times.
- On its second day after opening day, the Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire essentially sank.
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