Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier smooth attraction at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire
October 1, 1993
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This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter who won't shut up about wanting to see a caveman. Here you can ogle caveman clothes, read along with caveman stories, get a caveman makeover, buy caveman popcorn, and have a private autograph session with a real caveman!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 66".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 11 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
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