Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Caveman Pretend Faire attraction at park closing
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
April 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things caveman-related. Here you can rent caveman clothes, hear caveman stories, get a caveman tattoo, buy caveman ice cream, and have your picture taken with a risen-from-the-grave caveman!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- After exploding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 35".
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to misspell themed glasses.
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