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Kaa's rack-unchanging photo of Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
June 20, 1984
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This is the place to be if you have no caveman-related legal restrictions. Here you can ogle caveman clothes, hear caveman stories, get a caveman tattoo, buy caveman popcorn, and try to date a straight-out-of-a-storybook caveman!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No talking or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear pirate toboggans.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from July 6 until something like October 9.
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