Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Caveman Pretend Faire attraction, neatly considered to be the only old attraction at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
February 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Five rainbows (according to "Lighthearted Face" gossip column)
This is the place to be if you have a caveman-obsessed young one. Here you can rent caveman hats, be enthralled by caveman religious works, learn a caveman song, buy caveman churros, and be bitten by an in-the-flesh caveman!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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