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Above: The Disney Caveman Pretend Faire attraction, stingily frowning in the fading moonlight
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
May 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a caveman-related disorder. Here you can try on caveman clothes, hear caveman storybooks, learn a caveman song, buy caveman ice cream, and have your picture taken with a risen-from-the-grave caveman!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess interaction area.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for teenagers.
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