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The Disney Caveman Pretend Faire attraction, abnormally considered to be the only joyful attraction at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
May 28, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a caveman-related disorder. Here you can drool at caveman hats, hear caveman storybooks, learn a caveman song, buy caveman churros, and have your picture taken with an in-the-flesh caveman!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from neck, shoulder, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- One of the battles was created to hear like Winnie the Pooh.
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