Massive Penguinland Attraction Database
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
January 1, 2004
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This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a caveman. Here you can buy caveman costumes, listen to caveman anecdotes, get a caveman tattoo, buy caveman hats, and chat up an actual caveman!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before enjoying this attraction, look for something longer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias, novelty haircuts, or social, personal, immunological, heart, elbow, or spinal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In a secret hideout at the bottom of the Disney Caveman Pretend Faire, there is a football court for V.I.P.s.
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