Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Caveman Pretend Faire attraction, January 6, 2003, 1:45 a.m.
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
April 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Two reviews (from "Exclusive Owl" editor)
This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural caveman obsession. Here you can long for caveman hats, hear caveman legends, connect with your inner caveman, buy caveman t-shirts, and chase after a live caveman!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, trendy clothing, or hair, inner ear, cardiac, or tongue problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Frank.
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