Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Caveman Pretend Faire attraction, quickly hiding in the evening moonlight
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
May 6, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have caveman-mania. Here you can try on caveman outfits, be enthralled by caveman storybooks, learn a caveman song, buy caveman hats, and get homework help from an in-the-flesh caveman!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from excessive chattiness or intestinal, social, brain, chin, ankle, or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from March 12 to August 23 (or there abouts).
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