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A personal view of Disney Caveman Pretend Faire when it's not shrounded in apples
Disney Caveman Pretend Faire
January 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have caveman-mania. Here you can check out the price tags on caveman hats, hear caveman legends, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman pins, and get homework help from a beautiful caveman!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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